We had Peeping Tom at the edge of the woods this morning. It was so big, I thought it was a horse at first.
"Who, me? You don't really see me. I'm frozen and camouflaged in this spot. Oh well, just in case that square 'box' that you are holding up to your eye is taking aim at me, I better turn very slowly and amble deeper into the woods. Really though, you don't see me, right?"