Monday, March 25, 2013

RE: By The Numbers

Our friends Janet and Philip sent this great reply to Dave's By the Numbers:
  • While there are some 450 people on Elbow Cay, 100 percent of us are thinking of you daily.
  • 50 percent of us (the women) are wondering if your quick weight loss diet was worth the pain.
  • Eight of us around the breakfast table at Cozy Villa were talking about you over waffles, bacon, fruit, coffee, & mimosas.  100 percent of us drank multiple toasts to your well-being.
  • One of us (our kitty) was thankful that you, too, have 9 lives.
  • Two of us (Philip and I) are skeptical whether your leg is long enough to have a 17 inch rod inside it.
  • One of us (me) is thinking that perhaps you actually lost more than 10 pounds, if you subtract the weight of all the hardware on and inside you.
  • All 300 members of the sailing club are thinking of all the things that need to get done around here that only Dave and Carol can handle.
We miss you, Krypto!
Love,
J and P and all the gang

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